Me at 23
So I had a dream I went to a concert. Like a big arena show. And I could’ve sworn I was there to see some metal band and I was really disappointed because the people I saw that I saw going in the front row like I was, were all….. Idk how to put this… like fake metalheads…. I can’t describe it. The only thing I can say is, they looked like the spawn of my stepmom…. -____-
Anyway, I go inside and I am literally in the pit. And there’s no security between the stage and the VIP audience. In the seats….Paramore is hanging out talking to fans. But…. Hayley was the one really in the middle of it all and the guys were all in seats against the wall. And they had like funny costume pieces on. Jeremy had on a long blonde wig, and Taylor had a coconut bikini top on over his shirt. I was thinking they were wearing that stuff as a gimmick so people would talk to them too instead of just Hayley. I felt bad because it was turning out like, they thought it was all about her. But I was ecstatic to meet Hayley. I got out my camera and was like oh my gosh I’m so excited to meet you, sorry I gotta film this so I can remember it forever. (I’m such a weirdo, I know…) and then we hugged and I was like it’s my birthday, so I’m really excited to be here. And she was like wow happy birthday! I’m so glad you’re here! And I asked her something about how she feels singing misery business still. And she was like, it’s still a really good song no matter what, like the guitar like duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh. (And she was mimicking playing it on guitar) and then that song was actually playing and she ran up on stage with the rest of the band and they played a weiiiiird version of it. And I was trying to sing along but I didn’t fucking know it. I was like what is this??? But after that song, they got off stage for a break and we all ate spaghetti. And idk who this person was, but they were my friend and they were all, oh I already got you a plate, you don’t have to wait in line. And I was like oh wow thank you so much! So we ate our spaghetti, except it wasn’t spaghetti noodles, it was the corkscrew curly ones. And we had to rinse our plates on the side of the stage in a portable sink?? And that was that I guess. The end.